he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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