Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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