and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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