i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I don't think brook has ever known best
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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