the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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