yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
