he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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