She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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