Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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