What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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