Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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