Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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