Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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