just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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