When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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