You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
How many fucks given?
0.12846
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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