Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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