I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Randomize