ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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