TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
