Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
no, he came in my armpit
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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