I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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