It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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