YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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