Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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