How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I think people are normalizing furries
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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