No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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