I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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