Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
God, I missed his penis.
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