I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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