I just saw a hot homeless man
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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