All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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