This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
