youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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