I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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