So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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