her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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