Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You can make out without kissing
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