This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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