do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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