last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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