just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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