Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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