it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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