just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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