She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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