i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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