Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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