I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I'm always down for nudity.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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