i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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