Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Every concussion has its silver lining
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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