He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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