your room smells of hookers.
And success
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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