6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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