Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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