So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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